tupacabra:

the forced laughter at a video that a friend shows you because you don’t want them to feel bad

(via b1r)

“you will not be able to use a calculator on this exam”

laugh-addict:

(via potties)

e102gamma:

theyellowbrickroad:

at your wedding right as youre saying your vows instead of saying “i do” lean in real close to the person you are about to marry and whisper “this is the crazy frog”

and then the priest says “what’s going on… On…on.” and everyone in the church sings axel f in unison

(via mollyroni)

alisdairs:

jadehalrey:

shawty had them

boots with the fur

Them baggy sweat pants

And the

(Source: rnioda, via fuckyeahloldemort)

Me: Wow she has a nice butt
Me: I wish I had her butt
Me: Oh shit if someone could read my mind they would think I am a lesbian
Me: If anyone can hear this I like dicks
Me:
Everyone:
Me: Phew

doofusface:

my family

(Source: fyeahthatssoraven, via humortastic)

ohjeyarh:

please tell me that’s what you see in the silhouette too

(via chan-chan-banan)

primadonnas:

SO I GET HOME AND THERE’S THIS RANDOM KID ON MY COUCH AND HE’S LIKE ‘ALRIGHT MAN I DON’T WANNA HURT U JUST PUT UR STUFF DOWN AND GET ON THE GROUND I JUST WANT UR MONEY’ AND I FUCKIN ALMOST PUKED I WAS LIKE “OMG PLS NO I DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY I’M ONLY 15” THEN HE WAS LIKE “NAH MAN I’M JUST FUCKIN WITH U I’M UR BROTHER’S FRIEND HE’S IN THE SHOWER I’M JUST WAITIN FOR HIM”

(via lamborghinixmercy)