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at your wedding right as youre saying your vows instead of saying “i do” lean in real close to the person you are about to marry and whisper “this is the crazy frog”

and then the priest says “what’s going on… On…on.” and everyone in the church sings axel f in unison

  • Me: Wow she has a nice butt
  • Me: I wish I had her butt
  • Me: Oh shit if someone could read my mind they would think I am a lesbian
  • Me: If anyone can hear this I like dicks
  • Me:
  • Everyone:
  • Me: Phew