postllimit:

pi day fun facts: i memorized 434 digits of pi in the sixth grade to beat a kid who claimed he knew 500 just bc he was an asshole

he knew six

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shytoaster:

what-the-fuckasaurus-rex:

dicketysplit:

trying to write essays

image

what does this mean

have u ever written an essay

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omgamole:

you dont know frustration until youve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark

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gurlfriend: happy fathers day
bf: but im not a dad
gf: :)